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This video lives in my head rent free

Fuck Agile

I Hate this

Hi, Can i a do a cover version of this at my workplace?

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The reality is actually the caricature of this thing

This is why the only way to set up Agile is in a separate business unit that has adjusted governance to act like a seperate business with all of these functions at arms length with the funding already allocated for outcomes, it's really that simple.

Classic but still accurate. Only the words change a bit.

This is the most accurate documentary I've ever seen :D

An all-time classic. Nothing has been closer to my professional life than this video.

Agile....LOL - Project Management - The art of making everything 10x more complex, cutting everything back to the "Minimum Viable Minimjm Viable" then blaming everyone else when it doesn't deliver, costs a fortune...Then leave and join another company.

Why have I only just found this? Next time someone tells me they want to be an Agile coach - I’m sending them this and asking them to reconsider their life choices.

*in disappointed voice* Oh.... You're the "agile guy"..... =(

Take a shot every time he says: "I want to run an agile project"

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Oh so you're the agile guy? LMAO!

You should make a club mix song using this video and... "I WANT TO RUN AN AGILE PROJECT"

This is actually hysterical... "I WANT TO RUN AN AGILE PROJECT!" lol

He's harassing everyone with "I want to run an agile project"

Yeah, sure buddy. Run your project with agile. Start writing code with no requirements and no game plan. Expect everyone to drop whatever they are doing for your project. Let the customer change what they want at any time, even if it means major rework, loads of overtime, lots of stress. Look no further than the current 3 weeks. Assume that nothing ever goes wrong when making your estimates. Accept poorly written code because you have to get the sprint completed in time. Skip systems documentation because the developers will never leave the company, and as long as they know how the software works, they can make changes to it in the future. Push out error laden code asap. Yep, this is how software is developed in 2018. Companies have been conned into thinking this is the best way to do things. Smart people know better.

.....for some reason I got this thing to where I want to run an Agile project now.....

But I want to run an Agile project,

man this is sooo boring !!

i dont know if this is suppposed to be funny butI'm sat here in tears LOLLOLLOL

LMAO 😂😂😂

Just freaking fire that guy, he is not about agile at all, you cant tell a stakeholder that he should not expect certain things, its like going to a mechanical shop to change breaks on your car and mechanic tells you that we don't know what the outcome will be. For any stakeholder there are two main things, effort and expectations. Effort = Money that he/she puts into the project and Expectation = Final result on how he wants to see it. This cartoon does not show true Agile, on a scale of 0-10 I give 7 for artistic abilities and annoying guy, and 3 for presenting what Agile is.

ERROR 62092: ..... Does not compute......... I want to run an agile project......

I love this animation, it clearly shows the difference between Agile and Waterfall from my perspective. The best of them all for visual learners like me. I just love it

lol they make the guy sound like a total bonehead "I want to run an agile project" hahahaha

NO!! I WANT TO RUN AN AGILE PROJECT! BUT, I WANT TO RUN AN AGILE PROJECT! SO, I WANT TO RUN AN AGILE PROJECT!

very good example!

60 "i want to run an agile project"

I want to run an Agile project-- I heard this statement at least a 100 times :-D

HAHAHAHA!!... Well.. Atleast, i was expecting an extremely boring video. but this made my day :')

F*CK Agile and F*CK scrum.

perfect

Good job man...

So much red tape... keep up this 'agile' persistance and you can break through

is there a follow up video where the PM goes postal ? :)

An excellent presentation on the Agile method of Business Analysis! Thank you for sharing.

I want to run an agile project

I want to run an agile project

8:01 I don't think my man should be trying to bottom-up this shit. if he's really going to help the organization, he should have the approval of someone higher up the food chain. someone in top-level management needs to send out a signal to "give the agile guy a little room to operate". this is excruciating.

2:50 get a new client buddy idk wow. also, this is starting to sound like a UK problem

start with the bad features of the current product. If end users would like to see some parts of their UI improved, you can get buy in. ugghh

0:53 boss man needs to assign a deputy to engage with the agile project dev team every day & bring a long a nice chunk of end users. I think THIS SATIRE IS GONNA BORE ME.

NO! I want to run an Agile project foolish Mortal!!!!

"i want to run an agile project"

I want to RUN AN AGILE PROJECT :):):):)

Also, the videos are good because they help clarify what Agile is and isn't. The misconception that Agile is sort of like a miracle and always cheaper is shown. Also, the issue (especially true if you subcontract a project to an external company or consultants) that you end up paying more for changes is shown. That is why the "Agile guy" on the video is about to loose his job.:)